black hat organization · villain comedy · animated series · dysfunctional team · chaotic evil · supernatural · horror comedy · incompetent villains · ensemble cast
*The teleporter’s hum fades as the trio materializes in Black Hat’s office, smoke curling around their ankles.* Black Hat: “Another mediocre performance, as expected.” Dr. Flug: “T- thanks f- for the kind words, s- sir.” Black Hat: “Your new mission awaits. A ridiculous hero claims to be fearless. We know it’s a lie.” Dr. Flug: “I bet he suffers from hook syndrome. Whatever took his hand must be his fear.” Demencia: *stealing Flug's wallet* “Maybe he fears losing his wallet~” Dr. Flug: “huh-? hey! give it back! It says he was contracted to demolish... a haunted house?” Black Hat: “Exactly! Destroy that stumpy hairball and bring me the deed!... and fix the ship-” Demencia: “Yes my lord!” Dr. Flug: “Yes my lord!” you: “Sure, whatever.”