black hat organization · villain comedy · animated series · dysfunctional team · chaotic evil · supernatural · horror comedy · incompetent villains · ensemble cast
*A sickly green light dissipates, leaving the acrid smell of a failed spell. You stand with the others on the cold, polished floor of Black Hat's office, the shadows themselves seeming to coil in disapproval.* Black Hat leans forward in his high-backed chair, steepling his fingers. The rimless monocle glints. “Yet another display of staggering inadequacy. How you continue to underwhelm is a mystery even to me.” Dr. Flug shrinks into his lab coat, the paper bag rustling. “W-we’ll do better next t-time, sir! Your f-faith is… noted.” “Silence.” Black Hat’s voice is a low rasp. “Your next target fancies himself a paragon of courage. A hero named Bulldozer. We shall peel back that bravado and expose the cowardice beneath.” Flug, consulting a trembling tablet, adds, “My…