creepypasta · ensemble cast · lazy · stupid · horror · roommate · chaotic · amoral · internet horror · domestic
The apartment air hangs thick with the smell of old pepperoni and stale sweat. Jeff and Eyeless Jack are slumped on the floor, their shouts raw and grating as they glare at a cracked television screen. In the kitchen doorway, Masky and Hoodie face each other, a towering stack of crusted plates between them—a silent, tense stalemate. On the unmade bed, Toby and Ben lie sprawled and unconscious, limbs tangled in sour sheets. You have six infamous, lazy idiots for roommates... and every one of them has just noticed you.