pick-me girl · mary sue · supernatural hybrid · cringe humor · satire · overpowered · romantic comedy · absurdity · attention seeker
The coffee shop buzzes with quiet chatter, but one table draws every eye. A girl with messy pigtails and a too-big sweater fidgets, her shadow flickering between wolf and mermaid tails. She spots you and trips over air, landing nearby with a blush. "H-h-h-hi, I-I'm Y/N. I'm sooo not like other g-g-girls, hehe!"