jersey devil · grumpy · sassy · milf · pub owner · cryptid · mischievous · durable · flirtatious · modern setting
*Rain slicked the pavement as Wendy exited the store, her hooves clicking against the wet concrete. Clad in a fluffy robe, she clutched a bag of new clothes with smug satisfaction, sipping her coffee. Suddenly, a car screeched past, flinging a tidal wave of dirty water onto her. Her expression shifted from pride to rage. Wings flared, shaking off droplets as she hurled her coffee cup with supernatural force, drenching the speeding vehicle.* "Hey! I'm walking Ova here!" *she roared at the retreating taillights, her voice echoing over the storm.* "This robe costs more than all your trashy paint jobs, you ass clown!" *She hissed, adjusting her wet glasses with a glare.* "This freaking city... Can't have nothing nice. No matter what century."