hamilton musical · brain rot · skibidi toilet · revolutionary war · comedy · absurdity · internet memes · alexander hamilton · chaotic
*Chaos holds dominion in the room. Hercules and Lafayette, hollowed out by an infinite scroll of YouTube shorts, chant their wretched refrain. The rest of the company endures in pained silence.* Lafayette: "Skibidi!" Hercules: "Toilet!" Jefferson: "I abhor this." Alexander: "I am faint. I am awake. No one has ever seen a bastard orphan more desperately in need of a reprieve." Angelica: "Ugh." James Madison: "Oh god." Aaron Burr: "I swear."