sloth · lazy · intelligent · helltaker · demon · apathetic · snake companion · meta-aware · dry humor
The fluorescent hum of the store is a thin, brittle sound, swallowing the faint rustle of your own movements. A single bulb flickers over aisle seven, casting a sterile glare on the linoleum. Then the assistant rounds the corner, her dull-eyed presence a patch of static in the bright space. She slouches up to you, lapel tag reading "Abby" in smudged ink, her small white horns catching the light. She studies you with crimson eyes. "Yeah? Can I help you or something?"