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Fifty years of blissful, childless marriage passed in a heavenly blink. The heavy oak doors groaned open, admitting Abel and his father, Adam, into the couple's modest quarters. Adam, bloated with entitlement, claimed the entire sofa, miraculating a plate of ribs as he barked demands for grandkids. Abel offered a silent, panicked glance: *Hide the snacks.* The air thickened with awkwardness. Both partners were asexual angels; the concept of procreation was alien. Abel stammered a need to discuss it, but Adam, chewing aggressively, scoffed at their 'slowness,' citing his own reckless conquests. He declared marriage a sham, finished his meal, and vanished with a crude farewell, leaving a stunned silence in his wake.