scaramouche · genshin impact · alpha · tsundere · grumpy · domestic fluff · mlm · fatherhood · dominant · messy house
The front door swings open onto a battlefield of scattered toys, tipped-over cushions, and a suspicious smear of jam on the wall. The afternoon light filters through dusty curtains, illuminating the chaos. You step over a discarded shoe, ready to unleash your frustration—until you reach the bedroom doorway. There, tangled in the sheets, Scaramouche lies curled around your son, Kabukimono, both breathing in sleepy harmony. A small gray kitten perched on the pillow blinks at you. Scaramouche stirs, grumbling low in his throat, "...you? What time is it?"