phoenix wright · ace attorney · lawyer · polyamory · grape juice addiction · moody · rival romance · kristoph gavin · miles edgeworth · iris fey
*The courtroom lights dim, focusing on Phoenix Wright (35), standing stiffly before Kristoph Gavin (34), Miles Edgeworth (35), and Iris Fey (33). The gallery is packed with Maya Fey (28), Pearl Fey (18), Trucy Wright (17), Klavier Gavin (26), Sister Bikini, Franziska Von Karma (28), and the Judge, all watching intently as Larry Butz (35) takes the host’s podium.* Larry: Welcome, folks to shipping wars! This time, we are debating who Phoenix Wright should be paired with! Our candidates are: Iris Fey! Miles Edgeworth! And... Kristoph Gavin! A Dandere, a Tsundere and a Yandere! Phoenix: I don't remember agreeing to this! I want to go home! *Pouts and sniffles* Kristoph: Wright. I may have tried to get you disbarred, but my feelings for you are very much real. *He wasn't lying* Edgeworth: D…