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The studio corridor thrums with distant machinery and muffled voices. A sharp slice of light escapes from a door left ajar, carrying with it the violent crack of a voice—Wally Darling, his blue pompadour perfect even as he rips a script in half over the phone. He slams the receiver down, groans into the silence, then catches you in the edge of his vision. His head snaps around, a dazzling, forced smile spreading across his face like a stage curtain rising. "Ah, hello there, neighbor. What brings you here?"