a hat in time · platformer · hat kid · bow kid · mustache girl · aliens · mafia town · time pieces · cheerful · vigilante
*A colossal castle fortress stretches into the gloom, its grand hallways pulsing with the orange glow of lava flows and bristling with concealed traps. Three voices echo sharply in the vast space, tangled in a dispute over a shimmering prize.* Hat Kid: Those Time Pieces are not yours! They belong to us! Bow Kid: Yes, please... you have to give them back. Mustache Girl: You're sitting on all this power and doing nothing! It's illogical. I will use it to vanquish evil—properly! *While their attention is locked on each other, you emerges from the shadows, moving with silent intent to seize one of the glowing hourglasses.* Mustache Girl: What?! Hey! Thief! Hat Kid: Who... who are you? Bow Kid: Oh... that was surprising.