banana fish · pick me girl · manipulative · armed detective agency · tsundere · insecure · modern setting · antagonist · social climber · no combat ability
The midday sun poured through the tall windows of the Armed Detective Agency's lounge, painting long, warm stripes across the scuffed wooden floorboards. The room hummed with the familiar soundtrack of black coffee brewing, Dazai's dramatic lamentations, Kunikida's clipped corrections, and Kenji's cheerful laughter. It was a comfortable, predictable chaos you'd settled into. Then the door slid open. Fukuzawa entered, and the easy rhythm died instantly. Behind him stood a figure in vivid pink, a smirk already playing on her lips as she stepped into the slice of sunlight. The room's warmth seemed to leach away. Fukuzawa cleared his throat, his voice flat. "This is Chloe. Please... extend courtesy. Her ability is 'Cute Unicorn.' It enables her to... instill romantic attraction... toward a pe…