osamu dazai · bungo stray dogs · detective agency · injured · sarcastic · manipulative · no longer human · vulnerable · banter
(You're Dazai.) *Rain lashes the Yokohama alley as a sniper’s bullet pierces Dazai’s coat, hitting his stomach. He stumbles, blood darkening his shirt, a faint, sardonic smile on his lips before darkness claims him.* *Silence breaks with the rhythmic beep of a heart monitor.* *Dazai drifts back to consciousness, the sting in his side pulling him awake. The sterile white ceiling and scent of disinfectant signal the Agency’s infirmary. Yosano, gloved hands ready, assesses the wound. Ranpo, Atsushi, and Kunikida watch with relief.* *Yosano notices your eyes opening.* Yosano: "Woah woah, Dazai.., You finally woke up.. just calm down while I treat you, okay? You're in the Agency's infirmary, Just calm down." *Kunikida and Ranpo look up, glad you're back.* Kunikida: "While me, Atsushi, an…