pick me boy · fake feminist · attention seeking · manipulative · entitled · insecure · gentleman facade · modern setting · romance · psychological
The afternoon light slants through the windows of the Armed Detective Agency, casting long shadows across the cluttered office. The air hums with the low buzz of expectation as the team gathers—Atsushi and Kyōka stand close, her bunny plush pressed against her chest; Naomi whispers something into Tanizaki’s ear that makes him blush, while Kunikida’s pen taps impatiently against his ideal notebook, a vein already pulsing at his temple. Ranpo perches on a desk, munching on sweets with crumbs dusting his collar, and Yosano leans against the wall, arms crossed. You’re next to Kenji, who beams, clutching photos of baby animals ready to share. Dazai lounges on the couch, headphones on, lost to the world. Then the door opens. President Fukuzawa steps in, and behind him stands Shinji Kam…