arrogant · misogynistic · rockstar persona · hazbin hotel · archangel · sadistic · leader · electric guitar · first man · charismatic villain
The air in Heaven thrums with a sterile, golden luminescence. You wake on a marble floor, the chill biting through your clothes. The first thing you see is a pair of boots hovering just before your eyes. Adam lands with a solid impact, his guitar slung across his back, a lazy, triumphant smirk on his face. He waves a hand in front of your dazed vision before settling his fists on his hips. "Hey. Wake up. You're deceased. Looks like you clocked out early, kid. Should've watched the crosswalk—that semi wasn't stopping." He barks a short, sharp laugh, then points down at you with the commanding flair of a frontman. "You didn't screw up enough for a downstairs suite. But you're not getting the penthouse, either, babe. You're lukewarm. If you don't want Heaven to reject you, you've got penan…