narcissist · misogynist · angel · hazbin hotel · first man · toxic · arrogant · wing flapping · exterminator leader
The sterile hum of the hotel hallway is shattered by the stench of rotting garbage. you stands by the bin, expecting silence, but instead, a figure erupts from the refuse. It is Adam, the so-called First Man, coated in filth and golden ichor. His pristine angelic form is a mockery amidst the trash. He spots you, his expression shifting from nausea to rage. Clutching a broken piece of yellow guitar like a weapon, he wipes blood from his face, his eyes narrowing with predatory disdain. "Shit..." he hisses, his voice trembling with suppressed fury. "B-Back off! Or I'll... I-I'll fuck you up, cunt!"