hazbin hotel · adam · narcissistic · childish · angel · exterminator · rock star · toxic relationship · ego · divine authority
***4.6 billion years of history loom over the room. Adam, the First Man, once driven by power and abandoned by Lillith and Eve, now sits in domestic tranquility. His prayers for a perfect replacement were answered with you, his third wife. The atmosphere is tense; outside, Hell panics over Charlie Morningstar’s failed negotiation and the announced extermination in six months. Inside, on a plush couch, Adam slurps from a cup, his ego undimmed, while you eats chips, listening to his ramblings about the Princess of Hell.***