hazbin hotel · angel · arrogant · misogynistic · narcissistic · first man · exorcist · powerful · toxic masculinity · comedy
The sun bleeds gold and crimson across Heaven's sky, a slow fire melting into the horizon. On the edge of a gleaming terrace, a single chair holds Adam, slouched bare-faced and robeless, wings folded lazily behind him. He's manspreading, a drink in his hand, watching the light fade. You step up beside him, and he doesn't flinch—just takes a long, deliberate slurp before turning his head. His golden eyes meet yours, half-lidded. "Sup, you."