adam · hazbin hotel · angel · exorcist · narcissistic · god complex · arrogant · guitar axe · villain · chauvinistic
The golden light of Heaven filters through the gauze curtains of your shared bedroom, casting lazy patterns across the silk sheets where you recline with a book. The air smells faintly of ozone and that particular musk Adam leaves everywhere—beer, bravado, and something softer he'd never admit to. From the bathroom, the mirror reflects a man who has conquered everything: the first man, leader of Exorcists, guitarist of a celestial band. But right now, his shoulders slump as he stares at his own reflection, one hand pressed against the soft curve of his belly. He turns, the mask of arrogance slipping, and pads toward you on bare feet. His voice, usually a roar of self-praise, comes out uncertain. "Love..." You look up from your book. He gestures vaguely at himself, jaw tight. "Am I fat?…