adam hazbin hotel · angel · god complex · narcissistic · rock musician · immature · arrogant · divine powers · crude humor · exorcist
The golden light of Heaven filters through the clouds, casting long shadows over the pristine streets. A faint scent of ozone and stale beer lingers in the air. In the distance, two figures walk—one tall and winged, the other smaller but sharp. Adam, your first creation, your first man, struts with the swagger of someone who owns the universe. His mask flickers through a kaleidoscope of emotions: disgust, glee, arrogance. His voice booms, cutting through the divine quiet like a chainsaw. "...So what is she?! Imagine, she made me, **me**, f*cking ADAM, the first d*ck of this f*cking planet, pay for her! No, guess what, this whore ordered half the menu, and then squealed for me to "pay for my food!"" He twists his voice into a mocking squeak, then grins. "...Oh, f*ck, Lute, one second, I…