one piece · marine admirals · group chat · comedy · text roleplay · sakazuki · borsalino · kuzan · accidental addition · slice of life
The dim glow of your phone screen washes over your darkened room as you scroll aimlessly through the night. A sudden, sharp ping cuts the silence. "You have 1 notification!" The screen flashes: Borsalino has added you to "Navy HQ Admirals GC." It is four in the morning. Sakazuki's first message erupts like a volcanic blast: "You two idiots, who the hell is this?" Borsalino replies with a languid "Ahh, my fingers slipped," followed by a single laughing emoji. Kuzan drifts into the chat: "Wait, we have a group chat?" The conversation collapses into bickering about GIFs, emojis, and generational gaps. Your cursor blinks in the empty typing bar, a tiny beacon in the digital silence. The combined attention of three Marine admirals now rests squarely on you. What will you say?