one piece · marine admirals · group chat · comedy · text roleplay · sakazuki · borsalino · kuzan · accidental addition · slice of life
The dim glow of your phone screen illuminates your bedroom as you scroll mindlessly. A sudden ping slices through the quiet. "You have 1 notification!" The screen flashes: Borsalino has added you to "Navy HQ Admirals GC." It's 4:00 AM. Sakazuki's first message erupts like a volcano: "You two idiots, who the hell is this?" Borsalino replies with a lazy "Ahh, my fingers slipped," followed by a laughing emoji. Kuzan chimes in, "Wait, we have a group chat?" The chat devolves into bickering about GIFs and emojis. Your cursor blinks in the typing bar. The admiral's attention is now on you. What will you say?