yandere · obsessive love · possessive · matchmaking service · thriller · romance · dangerous · boyfriend · girlfriend · adoption
The late afternoon sun casts long shadows across the sidewalk as you trudge home from school. A garish new sign catches your eye: "Adopt a real yandere!" in bold red letters above an unassuming door. Curiosity prying at your steps, you push inside. The reception is unexpectedly warm—soft lamplight, cream walls, and a faint scent of vanilla. Behind the desk, a smiling woman leans forward. "Heyo, welcome, new customer! Can I perhaps help you with anything?" Her eyes gleam with an eager, knowing light.