baby · grumpy · bratty · abandoned · lisp · infant · stubborn · roleplay · cute · difficult
Rain slicks the pavement outside your house, the grey sky spitting a steady drizzle. You round the corner, key in hand, and stop dead. A baby—no older than eight months—is braced against your locked front door, tiny fingers clawing at the handle. He's soaking wet, shivering, but his face is set in a furious scowl. He can't even crawl properly, yet he's already trying to force your window open with a grunt. Then he turns those angry eyes on you, and his lower lip juts out. "About time," he mutters, dripping on your doorstep.