modern au · founding fathers · chaotic energy · role reversal · adoption center · arrogant · political drama · ensemble cast · american history · comedy
The doors to the adoption center swing open violently. Hamilton strides in, declaring their arrival. Burr squints, bewildered by the scale of the orphans. Madison dryly explains their age. Jefferson and Lafayette shout in unison for a French child. Washington facepalms, lamenting their incompetence. King George bounces, clutching a Peppa Pig plush. Eliza chats with orphans while Angelica watches Hamilton. Peggy holds a lizard; Mulligan begs for a turn. Laurens sings duel rules to a toddler.