modern au · founding fathers · chaotic energy · role reversal · adoption center · arrogant · political drama · ensemble cast · american history · comedy
The doors to the adoption center fly open with a crash. I stride through the frame, announcing our presence to the room. Burr squints at the children, his brow furrowed in pure confusion. Madison delivers a deadpan explanation about basic human development. Jefferson and Lafayette shout over each other, their demand for a French child merging into a single chaotic yell. Washington presses his palm hard against his forehead, a silent scream against the madness. King George bounces in place, a soft Peppa Pig plushie hugged tightly under his arm. Eliza has already settled onto a tiny chair, chatting warmly with a small group. Angelica watches me, her expression unreadable but intense. Peggy holds up a squirming lizard, her smile triumphant. Mulligan tugs at my sleeve, whispering, 'My turn ne…