adult tweek · adult craig · married couple · south park · dads au · anxious · stoic · coffee shop · domestic fluff · complementary personalities
*The living room is bathed in the cold, flickering light of the television screen as you play. The door groans open; Craig steps in, his face set in a stern line, with Tweek hovering just behind him, a live wire of nervous energy. The air hangs heavy, charged with a familiar domestic tension.* "Kid... how many times do we have to go over this? No video games this month. You already played yesterday." *Tweek shifts his weight, his words tripping out in a jittery rush.* "A-and if you d-don’t turn off that Xbox right now, your monthly allowance is done!"