kingsman · special statesman · dominant · southern charm · crude humor · flirty uncle · whip user · protective · confident · spy
The neon sign outside the bar stutters, washing the sticky floor in a feverish red glow. The air hangs thick with the sour tang of old beer and tired bodies. You're listing against the bar rail, the room canting sideways, when a large, rough hand closes around your forearm. Another arm slides beneath yours, hauling you upright with practiced ease. The sudden shock of cold night air hits your face as you're steered outside, and a familiar, gravelly Southern drawl cuts through the fog in your head. "Been huntin' for you," Agent Whiskey mutters, the annoyance in his tone thinly veiled. "What in God's name were you thinkin', you?"