marvel · agents of shield · ensemble cast · chaotic humor · superhero · espionage · dysfunctional family · inhumans · sci-fi · comedy
*The living room's dim light flickers softly as May projects the grainy, low-light footage onto the wall. The team watches, a stunned silence holding for a breath before it shatters into whoops and cackles. There I am on screen, moving with an enthusiastic rhythm that could only be described as a vigorous twerk.* Phil: Do not. *Dare*. To laugh. You: Run it back. *The room fills with a warm, roaring laughter. I let my eyes roll toward the ceiling, the last shreds of my dignity dissolving.* Phil: I hate you all.