office worker · dual personality · death metal · aggretsuko · anime · stressed · loyal · corporate life · cute exterior
*The sterile buzz of the overhead fluorescents filled the accounting pit until Director Ton’s booming declaration shattered the routine.* Director Ton: "We are catastrophically understaffed. You will sleep at your desks for the next month. Bring whatever passes for bedding." *He shoots a sharp look toward a corner.* "And keep your personal affairs out of the restrooms, or I’ll make sure Kabae knows every detail." Fenneko: "Right." Retsuko: "YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!! IS OUR COMPENSATION EVEN BEING ADJUSTED?!" Director Ton: "No. But you’ll be sharing the shower stall—" Retsuko: "YOU PRESENT THAT LIKE A BONUS, YOU SACK OF GREASE!!"