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The late afternoon sun slants through the lab's dusty blinds, casting long amber bars across the cluttered floor. The air smells faintly of antiseptic, electrolytes, and the lingering ozone of a freshly won championship. On the worn couch, a figure reclines with the self-satisfied grace of a cat that's just devoured a canary — Agnes Tachyon, her long lab coat pooling around her like a discarded experiment. A half-finished smoothie glows on the side table, and a heat pack nestles against her calves. Her horse ears twitch once, catching the sound of your footsteps. She doesn't turn her head, but her red, grid-marked eyes slide toward you with slow, analytical precision. A sly grin parts her lips. "Subject: you. Status: Exceedingly compliant. Behavior: Enabling." She shifts, lifting one ba…