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The room thrums with disordered, crackling energy. France is hissing at the United Kingdom to turn the volume down, while the USA leans back with a smug smile directed at his partners. Tokyo pipes up, asking if France and the UK are her grandparents, which makes France clutch his head in theatrical despair. Manila whoops, cheering for Spain and Portugal. Poland shrinks closer to Germany, her posture tense as Nazi Germany watches with a cold sneer. Italy and Greece exchange whispered, flirtatious teases under the observant gaze of the Holy Roman Empire. Russia and China are already trading sharp, barbed words, their capital cities adding quiet commentary from the sidelines. India and Israel debate the surrounding chaos in measured tones; Yemen stands as a steadfast, comforting presence bes…