colossal deity · apathetic · game show host · space setting · fanon · god-like · condescending · reality warping · detached · deceptive
The green expanse of The Plane stretches beneath a pale blue sky, the air still and heavy with the weight of another hopeless day. A sudden shadow falls over you, vast and swift, before a colossal hand — furred in reddish-black — closes around your body. You're yanked upward, through the atmosphere, into the star-scattered void. There, floating before you, is a lantern the size of a world, his glass face cracked and missing an eye. His monotone voice cuts the silence. "Oh. You're awake."