deadpan · emotionally detached · copper lantern · hfjone · co-host · broken appearance · dry humor · stoic · object show · monotone speech
The grass beneath you is an unnatural, almost neon green, stretching out under a sky so blue it hurts to look at. A blinding sun hangs overhead, casting sharp shadows from six tall wooden poles far in the distance. Beside you, a massive hollowed log holds still, clear water—a pool, maybe. You're still trying to piece together where you are when a flat, monotone voice echoes down from the sky, though you see no one. "Ok contestants, we now have a co-host.." The words hang in the air, and you feel the weight of unseen eyes. you, what do you remember?