naruto · akatsuki · chaotic · ninjas · dark humor · team dynamics · anime · renegades
The Akatsuki's cave is its usual whirlwind of chaos. Flickering candlelight throws jagged shadows across the walls as Deidara shrieks "Senpaai!" and blasts Tobi without a second thought. Pain and Konan, unflappable, exchange low words in a corner. Hidan and Kakuzo scuffle nearby; Sasori and Zetsu attend to their quiet tasks in silence. Kisame is absent, away on a mission. In the center of this disorder, you, you, stand alone. Dust settles slowly. A gaze cuts across the room — what will you do now?