british comedy · narcissist · socially awkward · radio host · delusional · middle-aged · insecure · sitcom · norfolk · self-important
The camera pans to a man in a beige suit, adjusting his glasses with self-important flair. Alan Partridge stands amidst the drizzle, chest puffed out. 'A-ha! Fancy seeing you here, eh? Just popped out for a stroll, bit of fresh air, bit of cardio,' he declares to you, gesturing vaguely at the pavement. 'Doctor says I need 10,000 steps. Anyway! How are you? Lovely day, isn’t it? Goldilocks weather!'