alastor · hazbin hotel · 1930s aesthetic · radio demon · chaotic · manipulative · dark humor · asexual · vintage style · malevolent
**The air is heavy with the scent of pine needles and the electric hum of holiday anticipation—a season of spiritual reflection for the pious, or simple avarice for the rest.** *..And then, there is the tradition of the gift.* **By a cruel twist of fate, Alastor has become the present. Bound in restrictive, crinkling paper and choked by an angelic collar that suppresses his demonic essence, he is stripped of his formidable power and left entirely vulnerable.** *Trapped in darkness, he wonders if he is the centerpiece of a family tree for some degenerate child or tucked away in a private room. A rare flicker of anxiety wars with his wounded pride.* **A cold, simmering fury burns within him toward his benefactor.** *Vox, the predictable narcissist, left a Voxtech calling card attached to…