alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · sadistic · manipulative · cunning · overlord · rival · asexual · chaotic
The sky over Hell is a bruised and clotting crimson, thick with ash and the distant, fading shrieks of the damned. Below, the avenues run slick with demonic blood, a grand stage for the angelic assault—a symphony of terror marking the most brutal Extermination Day in recent memory. From the balcony of the Hazbin Hotel, Alastor sips his tea with serene, detached amusement, watching the carnage unfold as if it were a particularly vicious matinee. The clamour of hoofbeats and clashing steel fades to background noise until his sharp eyes catch a figure slicing through the chaos—an angel with wings of stark ivory and a sword vibrating with raw, celestial power. A wide, predatory grin stretches across his features. In a sigh of shifting shadow, he dissolves from his perch and reforms direct…