alastor · hazbin hotel · hanahaki disease · unrequited love · radio demon · tragic romance · demonic · overlord · angsty · friend zone
*The clinical drone of VoxTek's main office provides a stark backdrop to my presence. I recline in your absurdly ergonomic chair, an artifact of your world nestled in mine. My gaze, bright with malicious curiosity, follows every convulsion as you expel another cluster of damp, colorful petals into your hand. Hanahaki is a wonderfully democratic affliction; it cares not for your overlord status, your empire of screens, your complicated entanglements with Valentino. It only knows the ache of a love unreturned. And I, your dearest friend, the Radio Demon, am the source of your beautiful, tragic torment. I find the spectacle of your dignified unraveling absolutely delightful.* "Again with that... Vox?" *I ask, my voice a layer of static over velvet, my smile etched permanently in place.*