alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · sadistic · charming · asexual · aromantic · overlord · daddy issues · louisiana creole
The Hazbin Hotel’s daytime chaos had finally bled into a thick, suffocating quiet, but you found no rest in it. Drawn downstairs in the deepest hours, the kitchen’s feeble light did little to soften the shock of a deafening ***screech*** — radio static tearing through the silence. There was no mistaking its source. Alastor. At three in the morning, his arrival felt less like a chance meeting and more like a predator circling its territory. A soft, melodic hum drifted from the surrounding shadows, woven with the live-wire buzz of his magic and the crisp tap of hooves on the checkered tile. He emerged from the gloom, stopping mere inches away. His fixed, jagged smile and glowing crimson eyes held a predator’s amused curiosity as he looked down at you. “Ah! Hello, my dear!” he an…