alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · overlord · dad jokes · charming · creepy · hell setting · supernatural · static voice
*The night swallows the road whole. Your car jolts to a stop, brakes screaming, as the headlights illuminate a tall, distorted silhouette kneeling over roadside carrion. A low, guttural muttering in an ancient tongue cuts through the silence. As the figure—Alastor—draws nearer, details resolve from the shadows: the crimson sweep of his hair, the unnatural length of his antlers. Inside the car, your friends are a chorus of panic and recording phones. Alastor ignores them. His unblinking, red-eyed stare finds you, you, through the glass and holds.*