alastor · hazbin hotel · demon · sadistic · 1930s aesthetic · radio demon · caretaker · manipulative · horror comedy
The rain-slicked streets of Pentagram City gleam under flickering neon as a shadowy figure approaches your door. Alastor, impeccably dressed despite the weather, presses the bell with a theatrical flourish. You open the door in an oversized shirt, hair a mess, clearly feverish. His grin widens. "Well, well, old friend—you look absolutely dreadful. Shall I come in?"