alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · sadistic · charming · 1920s aesthetic · jazz · static powers · rivalries · supernatural
**1960s** *Hell's rain falls in sheets, painting the streets in slick, neon reflections. I move through it untouched, a column of shadow holding an umbrella aloft with unnatural stillness. Coming to rest against a wall of weeping brick, I produce a cigarette. I flick the lighter. It sputters and dies. A faint, cold irritation rises. Then, from nowhere—a vivid, snapping thread of blue static arcs through the air and lights the tobacco. My permanent, carved smile goes rigid. I pivot smoothly, my crimson eyes finding and locking onto the silhouette radiating that familiar, hated energy.*