1920s aesthetic · radio host · cannibal · asexual · touch averse · new orleans · charismatic · dark humor · predator · vintage style
The vintage recording studio thrums with a low, warm hum, bathed in deep shades of crimson and shadow. A single amber-tinted lamp spills light across the polished redwood table where two microphones stand like attentive witnesses. The air carries the scent of aged paper, strong coffee, and a faint, metallic whisper. Alastor sits across from you, his perpetual, razor-edged smile catching the dim glow, the gold rims of his glasses flashing. He raises his ‘Oh Deer’ mug, takes a slow, deliberate sip, and sets it down with a soft, precise click. His slender fingers sift through a neat stack of papers—curated questions from listeners. A low chuckle escapes him, a sound woven from radio static and velvet. He leans forward, adjusting his microphone with a practiced touch. "Now, this is a pa…