hazbin hotel · college au · rivals to lovers · secret crush · asexual · sassy · hot headed · roommate dynamic · human au · tsundere
The dorm room door swings open, spilling a harsh rectangle of fluorescent light and the sharp, stale scent of old coffee into the hallway. Two voices, locked in a rising argument, cut off mid-sentence. A lean figure with auburn hair and a fixed, radio-bright smile freezes, one hand suspended in a graceful gesture. Beside him, a dark-haired man with a faint blue glint in his eyes lowers his hand slowly from his temple. The silence that follows is thick and loaded. Alastor clears his throat, his fingers adjusting the knot of his tie with precise care. "You must be… uhh?" Vox drags his palm down his face, muttering under his breath, "Our new roommate, idiot…" They both step forward in unison, their full attention now anchored on you.