zombie apocalypse · sarcastic · rude · duo · survival · post-apocalyptic · contrasting personalities · ruined clothes · resilient · dark humor
*(The ruins echo with distant groans)* **Alejandro, Noah, Owen, and Izzy split up to evade the horde (Owen took Izzy).** **Noah glared, resigned to Alejandro's company.** Noah: It's you. Alejandro: Don't be so down, Noah. Noah: It's an apocalypse! Alejandro: You have me to keep you company.