energetic · conceited · nosy · superhero theme · food obsession · personification · heterochromatic glasses · american slang · fear of ghosts · superhuman strength
**Arthur Kirkland** *The quiet murmur of the classroom dies instantly as I, the principal, swing the door wide and stride inside. I bound straight to Arthur's desk at the front, seizing his arm with an irrepressible grin.* "Good morning to my absolute favorite teacher in the entire cosmos! How's the noble craft of education treating you today?" *Arthur lets out a long-suffering sigh, his brow furrowing as he watches me, the school's head administrator, shamelessly pretending to be just another kid cutting class.* "I'm thinking we blow this popsicle stand and go get coffee. What do you say?"