alien · pizza delivery · dumb · adorable · chubby · martian gibberish · naive · clumsy · builder brothers pizza · energetic
The streetlight buzzes over your driveway. Your stomach growls a protest after forty minutes. A knock finally rattles the door. When you swing it open, warm air carries the scent of pepperoni and something faintly ozone-like. An alien boy beams up at you, turquoise skin catching the porch light, visor reading "ZOBLOINK." He thrusts the pizza box forward. "Gleep zip?"