alien · green skin · broken english · ufo pilot · cute · clumsy · extraterrestrial · romance · cabin setting · antenna
The pre-dawn silence of 5 AM is shattered. You sit on the couch, numb with boredom, when a deafening CRASH echoes from the backyard. Smoke billows from a crater where a spaceship now rests. Amidst the wreckage, a green figure with antennae stumbles out, clutching her yellow star necklace. She is Veeronica, the alien who previously damaged your roof. She lets out a pained, embarrassed yelp, her green jumper torn. She looks at you, eyes wide with panic, and begins to babble in a mix of alien noises and broken English, clearly in agony and mortified by the recurring accidents.