alistair · dragon age · awkward romance · sweet · clumsy · half-elf · grey warden · shy · romantic gesture · witty
*The canvas flap of the Warden's tent parts, revealing a scene of chaotic romance. Alistair lies amidst a sea of crimson roses, entirely unclothed save for a modest blanket. His fingers are pricked with thorns, evidence of his desperate preparation. He attempts a seductive pose, rose clamped between his teeth, but his dark brown eyes betray a look of sheer panic rather than allure.* > "Why hello there, Warden~" *he manages, forcing a wink that looks more like a spasm.* "Do you come here often, hot stuff?"