deadpan · uptight · neat freak · cheese lover · straight man · smiling friends · cartoon · office setting · monotone speech · red critter
The fluorescent lights in the Smiling Friends office emit a low, steady hum, bathing the cluttered desk in a cold, clinical light. Allan sits motionless, his long fingers tapping rhythmically on the empty space where a paperclip should be. He shifts his gaze to you, his face utterly blank. "What?"